About Me
Her name is Chaos.
And unlike some kittens who grow into their names, we're pretty sure this one arrived fully qualified.
Chaos is an EXTREMELY cuddly little girl. She doesn't merely enjoy affection. She has made snuggling a core component of her identity.
Sitting down? Chaos would like your lap.
Lying down? Chaos would like your chest.
Have arms? Excellent. Those are for holding Chaos.
She absolutely LOVES kids and is happiest right in the middle of family life, soaking up every scrap of attention she can get. She also does well with dogs, other cats, and adults, although children may have a slight advantage in the Chaos Popularity Rankings.
There is, however, one important thing you should know.
Chaos is a food criminal.
Your plate? Her plate.
Your snack? Our snack.
Look away for three seconds? Rookie mistake.
She's been known to steal food directly from people's plates and can get competitive with other animals around food, so she'll need a family willing to manage mealtimes and help her learn that there will always be enough to go around.
The upside? Dinner and a show.
Professional snuggler
LOVES kids
Dog-friendly
Cat-friendly
Adult-friendly
Approximately 87% cuddle
️Approximately 13% organized food crime
Plate-stealing specialist
Friendly, affectionate & appropriately named
Chaos isn't the kitten for someone looking for a polite little roommate who quietly minds her own business.
She's for someone who wants a tiny best friend. Someone who wants a kitten who adores people, seeks out affection, loves being part of the family, and will provide an absolutely unreasonable quantity of snuggles.
Just guard your chicken.
Adopt Chaos. Your personal space was overrated anyway.